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Crime Beanus

Cash Star
$32.00

This bulletproof beanie will protect your head from cop bullets. Great for breaking rear left side windows of unattended sedans parked in the greater bay area (glass resistant kevlar-teflon blend). The hand-sewed ‘CRIME’ text adorning the crest of the piece is coated with our newly  patented GGR-10 chemical starch ‘Breakital’, which reflects IR beams up to 1000% brighter than other crime hats on the market. You will be invisible on security cameras, so steal ANYTHING you’d like : )