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Crime Beanus

Cash Star

This bulletproof beanie will protect your head from cop bullets. Great for breaking rear left side windows of unattended sedans parked in the greater bay area (glass resistant kevlar-teflon blend). The hand-sewed ‘CRIME’ text adorning the crest of the piece is coated with our newly  patented GGR-10 chemical starch ‘Breakital’, which reflects IR beams up to 1000% brighter than other crime hats on the market. You will be invisible on security cameras, so steal ANYTHING you’d like : )